Maybe I need to call the paramedics myself so I can get them to come over with their defibrillation paddles and give me a shock not to my heart, but to my brain. I just missed another hanging queen!
http://chesstempo.com/chess-problems/12708EMT's apply paddles to either side of Revenant's head... "Clear!" (like on TV hospital dramas)... ZZZZZT ZZZZT ZZZZZZZZZZT snap crackle pop... Revenant: "Whoa! OK, I see the hanging queen now, thanks. Here's twenty bucks for you guys, go buy yourselves a beer."